Once upon a time there was a very big piece of pizza. This piece of pizza was the absolute best most humongous pizza slice in the entire universe. It was kept under close watch by the pizza scientists and also by the people who wanted to eat the slice of pizza. But no one was allowed to eat the slice of pizza because it was the best slice in the entire universe. So all the people who wanted to eat the slice of pizza had to visit the slice of pizza in the pizza zoo, where the slice of pizza was kept. One day the slice of pizza disappeared and none of the pizza zoo keepers had any idea where the slice of pizza went. All the scientists were scratching their heads and all the people who wanted to eat it began arguing loudly. Each one thought that the other one had eaten the pizza slice. For almost two years there were groups of people who set about to find out what had happened to the slice of pizza. But no one was ever able to find it out. So the scientists wrote in their text books about the mysterious disappearance and the pizza zoo keeper found new jobs, and the people that wanted to eat the slice of pizza met regularly at the local pizza places to share a pizza pie and discuss what they believed to be the recipe for the slice. But it was long considered a mystery, the only person who knew what had become of the slice of pizza was the chef who created the pizza slice. He had disappeared shortly after creating the slice of pizza, most people thought that this was because he didn’t want to be harassed by the journalists who were constantly writing article about the pizza. But in actually he lived in the middle of a small town in Wisconsin, near a dairy farm, in a large house that he built before making the slice of pizza. Of course he did not tell anyone about his house in Wisconsin, but there he waited to devour his slice of pizza. He was an inventor so he created a tracking device which he attached to the pizza slice that would teleport the pizza slice to him wherever he was. So once he decided he wanted to eat pizza, he just clicked a button and there was the pizza. He ate his slice of pizza and fell asleep with a very full belly and he lived happily ever after.